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Certification · Bureau of Bread Standards

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Bureau of Bread Standards Cert. No. 07-B-

Certificate of Bunlessness

This is to certify that has not knowingly consumed a bun since and is hereby recognised as bunless, with all the rights and lunches that follow.

Holder
Witness
For the Bureau (dissolved)
BUREAU OF BREAD STANDARDS · DISSOLVED 1971 · NO BUNS

Issued by a body that was dissolved in 1971, which is the only kind that can be trusted. Valid until the next bun. The seal is round. This has been noted and is under review.

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