The Morale Reel

Certified bun-free footage for personnel under sustained bun pressure Clip — of — --:--
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Cleared by the Committee for Morale
InspectedNO BUNSdetected
Bread content
0.0 %
Sesame seeds
none
Roundness
flat
Inspector
No. 07
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Morale notice Morale is mandatory.

The Morale Reel

Prolonged exposure to round bread wears personnel down. The Committee therefore keeps a reel of short, approved footage, screened in random order to anyone in need of recovery. Each clip is inspected frame by frame before it is cleared. None of them contains a bun.

How the reel works

Press Next clip to move on, or the space bar to pause. Add ?wall to the address for a kiosk.

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